Quotes of the day

A couple of quotes that really made my day:

"some days it feels like I am more likely to get a pink pony with wings, though"

"it's hard to have one arm extended out to you reaching out an olive branch and the other arm of the same creature brandishing a chainsaw and waving it in your face at the same time"

Go girl, go!

Now I have to those visuals in my head and I am looking for a way to reuse them (too late in the release cycle for this week's webcomic)...